Why do I have to repeat myself? Paintball guns don’t count!

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Here we go again. Instead of going to a hobby shop and asking a shop attendant (facepalm) if a paintball gun will work for self defense, this moron decided to test it live.

I don’t know if he was a security guard (in shorts? Unlikely), or why the fuck he was in the middle of a protest in South Africa with only a paintball gun (in shorts!). All I know is the video starts with this guy confronting recreational rioters protesters with, wait for it … a paintball gun.

As you might be able to tell from the video, it didn’t go so well for him.

I don’t know who gave him the idea that a paintball gun would somehow stop people from stomping his head in. But I suppose that’s what you get for asking self defense advice from a minimum wage shop attendant who knows nothing besides a desire to make a sale.

You know what does work? Not going to stupid places with stupid people and doing stupid things at stupid times of day.

He also could’ve done with a bit of cardio.

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